How my toner cartridge knows the exact, most awkward moment to run out.
Why I’m printing loads of stuff out to post or nothing. Again no happy medium.
How I generate so much scrap paper!!
Why everybody says they love the classics but how many actually read them? (I admit I can come into this category too though I maintain Shakespeare is meant to be watched or listened to rather than read).
How there are so many perfect places for pens and pencils to hide in, given I lose so many.
Why those thin, free pens they send with surveys or some charity letters never work properly. I wish they wouldn’t send these. Best to put the money into the good cause I think.
Why I suddenly feel tired when I really want to get on with writing.
How time flies rapidly when I fly and it drags when I’m not.
Where all my paper goes to and just how much I can get through. Mind it does mean I never have to buy scrap paper.
Why ideas occur at the most awkward time.