Why it is villains in stories hold such appeal given I know full well if I met such characters in life I’d keep well clear.
Why it is I never run of paper in my printer at the beginning or end of a story but always in the middle. It never matters how long the story is either.
Why it is someone thought it a good idea to introduce zombies to the world of Jane Austen. I’m all for the flexing of the old imaginative muscle but there is a limit and this book, to me, crossed it. Zombies, yes. Jane Austen, yes. The two together? No!
Where I put all my pens. There are times the lot goes missing. I don’t know about Terry Pratchett’s Eater of
Socks. In this house, someone’s doing something mysterious to our biros!
Why my toner cartridge always runs out in the middle of a story and as I’m trying to get something out in the post quickly. When I’m not in a hurry, my toner cartridge goes on for ages.
Why I never have enough time to read as much as I’d like! Mind I think if I had all the time in the world, I still wouldn't manage to read all the books I'd like.
How I can lose pens quickly when I’m really careful with my phone, keys, purse and so on.
Why power cuts always happen in the middle of some important document… Though I have got better at saving my work and backing it up regularly so if the worst happens, I don't lose too much. Still frustrating though.