- This won't hurt a bit. Some wizard wants to perform some experimental magic on you, they'll always say something like this. They are lying. It will hurt - a lot - and will probably be fatal too.
- I'm out of spells. You're on an adventure with a magical guide to help you when you both run into trouble (some sort of monster will almost certainly be involved at this point) and your guide comes out with this. This kind of statement always comes at a time when magical prowess would be useful for saving lives - including yours.
- Do eat this nice, big, red shiny apple. Refusal will definitely offend and cause another spell to be fired at you. Yet equally someone encouraging you to eat something (especially if is more shiny than nature intended) has not laced that something with an ingredient to help your health!
- If you want to get back to your home world, you've got to do this first. It will involve fighting something monstrous, magically powerful or both. They'll be armed to the hilt. You'll have a stick. You will be expected to come out with something stunning so you can overcome the magical powerful and/or the monstrous. Best hope the stick you've got is a stick of dynamite then.
- So this is where you live... You definitely don't want the magically powerful and/or monstrous following you through their dimension into this one. It always causes trouble.
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