- Why I can’t spot typos etc on screen and have to print work out to edit it properly.
- Why there is never enough time for anyone to read all the books they want to read.
- Why good ideas occur at awkward times (at night, while driving etc).
- Why I run out of paper/toner in the middle of a print out, usually a big one!
- Why there’s never enough time to write all I’d like to.
- How celebrities ever get published when it is clear they have no talent (I think it devalues the whole process of creative writing).
- Why it is harder to find an agent than a publisher.
- How anyone guilty of the practice thought they would get away with sock puppetry, The web will find you out.
- How anyone guilty of the practice thought they could fake book reviews (especially their own which, naturally, are very good reviews).
So what would be on your list here?