The Poodle of the Baskervilles - not exactly terrifying, is it?
Not-at-all Good Expectations - shows how important a good title is. Dickens did it better and with economy of word count too!
Hotel du Lack - No room service, no heating, no telly etc.
Uncle Fred Stays at Home - Unthinkable, surely! Mind if ever there was a character to cause absolute mayhem by just staying at home, Uncle Fred is it.
Service with a Scowl - Which in some establishments is exactly what you get.
Gone with the Nasty Case of Wind - IBS can be a right pain in the intestines!
The Mirror Stays in One Piece Much to the Relief of All - not such a natty title as that invented by Agatha Christie.
Men at Point Duty - Lacks something when compared to Pratchett’s original though I suspect Colon and Nobbs wouldn’t mind this. There’s very little danger involved!
The Fifth Mouse - Not such a threat as an elephant I think… And presumably the Grim Squeaker got the other four.
Being Misunderstood by The Daleks - Their chance to put their side of the story. No prizes for guessing who doesn’t come out of this in a good light.
The Straw Man of Hay - as opposed to Barbara Erskine’s Lady of Hay (a good but sad time slip novel). This is the obvious pun I expect.
To Stuff a Mockingbird - Author anonymous on bird cruelty grounds!
The Tale of the Fox that Got Peter Rabbit - not one for very young children I think!