The Distant Aunt of Time – sounds cold…
Bleak Hostel – a lot of them genuinely are!
The Lord of the Stationery Cupboard – just how threatening to society is the manilla envelope? Is the quest here to throw the stationery in a volcano?!
Pickpocketing on the Orient Express – Poirot wouldn’t get out of bed for this one.
A Caribbean Ordinary Day – Even Miss Marple would be bored by this.
Grate Expectations – one for the fire brigade!
A Tale of Two Villages – lacks the scale!
O Liver Rumba – conjures up horrible image of offal dancing around.
Going Second Class – this will be a lot slower than Going Postal! Allow at least 4 days for delivery!
Woe in the Morning – strongly suspect Wodehouse could never write a book like this
Philadelphia Cheese Story! – possibly might go mouldy if left out for too long!