Failing this, Roherum's other idea of an ideal day would be to have high viewing figures for his programmes and nightly broadcast, getting some winning quips in against the weatherman (ideally live on air so he can't reply and is nationally humiliated) and to have a lovely meal in a restaurant. He would like a nice fairy, ideally the attractive Hanastrew, to accompany him there but there's no chance of that happening either.
Roherum has plans to write a book some day, the thought of which terrifies the Kingdom. This is one reason he is still in his job. His broadcasts may be inane but they are easier to live with than a book. Books sell well in the realm and the Queen feels nobody should be exposed to the thoughts of Chairman Roherum, if only for the sake of their sanity.
So the chances of Roherum ever having an ideal day are slim. Somehow he is not surprised by this.