- You’ll never be the same again.
- Get close up to our amphibians. You may even join them.
- Meet your nursery rhyme and fairy tale heroes/heroines.
- Okay you will meet the villains as well but you can’t have everything. Maybe you will be the ones to persuade them not to be villains any more. (Unlikely but we don’t want to frighten you away completely).
- You won’t want to go home. You won’t be able to go home.
- Yes, you can sleep in a magical castle but you will need to share it with the resident ogre. He won’t move out because tourists are dropping by. He will insist on staying. And if you’re lucky he may share with you his unique menu.
- Re 6 above, if you’re unlucky, you will be his unique menu but, hey, let’s not dwell on that. Let’s be positive. It will make you feel better.
- It’s funny you should mention it but they have run out of pumpkins for magical transformations. Here is your chance to see what our local fairy godmother is going to use instead.
- Have your own glass slipper and marry your own Prince Charming. Reasonable rates charged. (What do you mean you’re a republican?).
- Our apples are bigger, redder and shinier than any you’ll find on other worlds. Take a bite!
These could be slogans for a Magical Tourist Board encouraging visitors to come and stay at Magical World X.
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