- Eileen in a mood. This is not difficult to spot. Eileen's voice levels rise by several decibels for thing and she has been known to emit steam from her ears when really cross.
- Dragons. There has been some debate as to whether dragons should really be at the top of the list but it was considered, after a poll conducted by the Fairy News Network, that Eileen should have the honour. Dragons do occasionally miss when firing flames at people. Eileen never does.
- Ogres. Unless you are lucky enough to meet Shrek, ogres are all highly dangerous and not one of them is vegetarian.
- The Fairy Queen. Is not best pleased to be in this list at all and resents even more being placed lower than Eileen. Eileen feels it makes a change and does not mind being considered dangerous. She sees it as a compliment.
- Treacherous Wizards. For the avoidance of doubt, most in the Fairy Kingdom assume all wizards come into this category. Witches are automatically assumed to be evil and so people know what to expect but wizards are different in that some are good, others are not and there is no automatic way of telling just by looking at the blighters. By the time they have produced magic, it is too late to run away.
There are many magical creatures to avoid but the basic list everyone in the Fairy Kingdom has drummed into them from an early stage (for health and safety reasons) is below.
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