The Remains of the Morning Rush Hour - doesn’t convey the grandeur of The Remains of the Day!
Lord of the Bling - doesn’t give a feel for the scale of good versus evil conveyed by the original version.
Snow Off White - Off as in standoffish or as in gone off like rotten eggs?
Pride and Precious Little Else - Somehow this title I think would have let Miss Austen’s novel down.
Big Bother - Sounds like a fuss about nothing, unlike the original. And just how many authors contribute phrases to the language?
Misplaced Luggage on the Orient Express - Doesn’t conjure up the wonderful story by Agatha Christie, does it? I can’t see Poirot being interested in the Lost Property Department!
The Habit - Could be an interesting book but not in the fantasy genre, I suspect. Name a habit that has hairy feet…!
Five Go On a Bus Trip - I think Enid Blyton would pass on this one…
Not-so-Little Women - I suspect this title would go into a totally different bookshelf section than the original book by Louisa May Alcott.
Gulliver Stays at Home - Also known as how to kill a story idea…
Pilgrim’s Lack of Progress - No story there!
The Cat, the Fairy and the Flat Pack Chest of Drawers - Not an obvious contender for the Narnia series.
An Isle of Wight Mystery - At least Miss Marple wouldn’t have had so far to travel...