Roherum then proposed that Fresdian, the realm's wildlife expert, carried out the narration for those scenes where dragons fought each other and felt this could fit into FNN's wildlife and sporting categories. (Someone would always bet on the outcome). This too was turned down flat by Fresidan, who despaired at the goblin presenter's complete lack of respect for the magical realm's "natural" world.
It was at this point Roherum was tested for being drunk. And to everyone's horror it was discovered he wasn't. This meant the guy came up with these ideas when he was sober. The realm has yet to find out what he can come up with when he isn't.